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Press kit

Official art and brand assets for Triple Dick Dongkey: 6,666 hand-drawn, three-dicked dongkeys on Arc.

This page exists so that people making content about the project have proper materials, because we are a serious organisation.

Steal these assets

Everything on this page may be used freely for memes, commentary, coverage, threads, videos, and general degeneracy about the Dongkeys. No permission needed, no credit required, though “via Triple Dick Dongkey” is polite. Remix, crop, caption, deep-fry. The dongkeys can take it.

Logo

Transparent PNG and WebP. Drawn for dark backgrounds.
Wordmark, wideWordmark, widelogo-wide.webpWordmark, tallWordmark, talllogo-tall.webpTall, white scriptTall, white scriptlogo-tall-white.webpTall, no scriptTall, no scriptlogo-tall-noscript.webpAvatar markAvatar marklogo-mark.png

Art

Sample dongkeys at full resolution.
Purple, cigarPurple, cigarpurple-donkey-cigar-pink-bg.pngGreen, blueGreen, bluegreen-donkey-blue-bg.pngSpotted, tealSpotted, tealspotted-donkey-teal-bg.pngBrown, cigarBrown, cigarbrown-donkey-cigar-field-bg.pngGrey, fieldGrey, fieldgrey-donkey-field-bg.png$STABLE coin$STABLE coinstable-coin.png

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The pitch and the standing boilerplate, verbatim.
  • ■6,666 hand-drawn dongkeys. Three dicks apiece. No AI.
  • ■33.33 USDC to mint, on Arc, where gas is dollars.
  • ■Every dongkey drips 50 $STABLE. That is 16.66 per dick.
  • ■At least 80% of revenue buys $STABLE and burns it at the Glue Factory.
Boilerplate

Triple Dick Dongkey is a collection of 6,666 hand-drawn, three-dicked dongkeys on Arc, the Layer 1 blockchain where the gas token is USDC. Mint price is 33.33 USDC, flat, with a maximum of 33 per wallet. No whitelist and no free tier. Every dongkey drips 50 $STABLE to its holder over 12 months, or at 1.5x speed if it has never been transferred since mint. Total $STABLE supply is 666,666, fixed. At least 80% of project revenue buys $STABLE and burns it at the Glue Factory. $STABLE is not a stablecoin. Obviously. Nothing here is financial advice. Revenues fund buyback and burn.

The three rules

  1. 1.Do not use these assets to impersonate us.The only official account is @thedongkeys and the only URL is dongkey.com. Fake mint pages, fake claim sites and fake support accounts get reported, named, and mocked in that order.
  2. 2.Do not imply endorsement.Arc, Circle, OpenSea and the extremely serious institutions validating the chain have nothing to do with us.
  3. 3.Quote token amounts as counts.A dongkey drips 50 $STABLE. That is 16.66 per dick. Never quote dollar values. The price is not our department.

$STABLE is not a stablecoin. Obviously. Nothing here is financial advice. Revenues fund buyback and burn.

Anything else, ask on X: @thedongkeys. It is the only account.