The most degen project on the most institutional chain in crypto. We put three dicks on it.

Mint here on the site when we open the gate. You'll need an EVM wallet and a few dollars of USDC for gas. That's it. Secondary trading venues on Arc are named here the day they're confirmed, and not a day before.

Arc, a layer 1 built for institutional finance. Gas is paid in USDC, which means the fee is a number of cents rather than a fraction of something that moved 8% overnight. Any EVM wallet works; you'll need to add the network and we'll walk you through it on the day.

Over a hundred, across every layer. Some are common as muck. Some exist in single figures. The Dongkeys page lists every one of them and exactly how rare it is.

All the best things come in threes. Don't believe us? Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato. The original Star Wars trilogy. Three Blind Mice. Three Little Piggies. Three Wise Men. Three Jonas Brothers. The holy trinity. Three Powerpuff Girls. And now, FINALLY, three dicks on a dongkey.

The contract address is in the footer of every page here. It is the only one. We will never DM you first. We will never ask you to connect a wallet to “validate”, “verify” or “unlock” anything. There is no surprise second mint. If it didn't come from this site, it isn't us.

A small team who can draw and have stopped apologising for it.